Top 10 Gag Gifts for the Aspiring Private Investigator

If you know someone who dreams of being a private investigator—or just enjoys a good mystery—why not gift them something fun? Whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, or just because, these hilarious gag gifts will bring a smile to any aspiring detective’s face. At Burden of Proof Investigations and Security Services, we take our job seriously, but we also know how to have fun. Here’s our list of the Top 10 Gag Gifts for the Aspiring Private Investigator!

1. “Official” Private Investigator Badge

While they won’t be making any arrests, an “official” PI badge (strictly for laughs) adds a touch of fun to their detective dreams. Just make sure they don’t actually try flashing it in a real investigation!

2. Fake Disguise Kit

Every great PI needs a solid disguise! A gag disguise kit with a fake mustache, glasses, and a wig will have them blending in—or standing out in the funniest way possible.

3. Secret Spy Notebook

Give them a notebook labeled “TOP SECRET” or “Confidential Case Files” so they can jot down their “findings.” Bonus points if it comes with a self-destruct timer (just kidding… we hope!).

4. Novelty “Detective” Magnifying Glass

Nothing screams private investigator like a comically oversized magnifying glass. Perfect for examining “clues” (or just making text slightly bigger).

5. Mystery Novel or Detective-Themed Coloring Book

For those serious about their detective skills, a classic mystery novel makes a great gift. For those who prefer to relax, a detective-themed coloring book can help them solve crimes… one crayon at a time.

6. “Surveillance Van” Window Decal

A hilarious prank for their car—this window decal that reads “Surveillance Van: No Criminal Activity Here” is sure to turn heads and spark laughter wherever they park.

7. Invisible Ink Pen

For sending and decoding top-secret messages, an invisible ink pen is a must-have. Just don’t be surprised if they start writing in code for no reason.

8. Fake “Spy Cam” Sunglasses

They might not actually record anything, but these joke spy cam sunglasses will make them feel like they’re in their very own crime thriller. Bonus points if they narrate their “findings” like an old-school detective.

9. A “World’s Greatest Detective” Coffee Mug

Every great PI needs coffee to fuel their investigations. A mug that declares them the “World’s Greatest Detective” (even if their biggest case is finding their car keys) is a perfect gift.

10. Mystery Escape Room Gift Card

For the ultimate detective experience, give them the chance to put their skills to the test in a mystery escape room. Can they crack the case in time?

Final Thoughts: A Laugh for Every Aspiring Investigator

Whether they’re a die-hard mystery fan or just love a good joke, these gag gifts are perfect for adding some humor to their PI aspirations. At Burden of Proof Investigations and Security Services, we know that detective work isn’t always serious business—sometimes, you just have to have a little fun.

Looking for real investigative services? Contact us today—no disguises required!