Best Investigation and Security-Themed Merchandise Ideas
Private investigators, security professionals, and true crime enthusiasts all share a passion for uncovering the truth and protecting what matters. Whether you're looking for unique gifts, promotional items, or fun accessories, investigation and security-themed merchandise offers the perfect blend of functionality, humor, and style. At Burden of Proof Investigations and Security Services, we know the value of great gear, so we’ve compiled a list of the best merchandise ideas for PIs, security teams, and fans of the investigative world.
1. Branded Private Investigator & Security Apparel
Custom T-shirts, hoodies, and hats featuring witty investigator or security-themed slogans are a great way to showcase pride in the profession.
Ideas:
“Licensed to Investigate” T-shirts
“Security is Watching” Hoodies
“Trust, but Verify” Hats
Burden of Proof Investigations Logo Gear
2. Tactical & Covert Investigation Gear
For the investigator who likes to blend in, tactical and covert gear can be both useful and stylish.
Ideas:
Discreet Notepads & Pens – Great for taking notes on the job.
Covert Shoulder Bags – Stylish yet practical for carrying essential PI gear.
Multi-Tool Keychains – Perfect for quick adjustments in the field.
3. Funny Private Investigator & Security-Themed Mugs
Start the day right with a PI or security-themed coffee mug that blends humor and professionalism.
Ideas:
“World’s Greatest Detective” Mug
“Surveillance Mode: ON” Coffee Cup
“I Solve Problems You Don’t Know Exist” Mug
4. Investigation & Surveillance Tech Gadgets
Tech gadgets designed for security and investigations make for highly useful merchandise ideas.
Ideas:
Mini Flashlights & Tactical Pens – Compact and essential for fieldwork.
Covert USB Voice Recorders – For discreet documentation.
Dash Cams & Surveillance Cameras – Ideal for home or vehicle security.
5. PI & Security-Themed Office Accessories
A professional workspace deserves some fun and practical investigative-themed accessories.
Ideas:
“Confidential Case Files” Notebooks – For organizing case notes.
Fingerprint-Inspired Mousepads – A fun touch for a security pro’s desk.
Magnifying Glass Paperweights – Classic and stylish for an investigator’s workspace.
6. Personalized Badges & Identification Gear
While real PI badges are strictly for licensed professionals, novelty or custom-themed badges make great collectibles or promotional gifts.
Ideas:
Custom PI Business Card Holders – Professional and sleek.
Novelty “Detective” Badges – Fun for true crime fans.
Custom Security Patches – Great for teams and professional branding.
7. Mystery & True Crime Merchandise
For fans of true crime, investigation, and mystery-solving, there’s a ton of great themed merchandise available.
Ideas:
Detective Board Games – Solve cases with friends!
Crime Scene Tape Scarves or Socks – A fun fashion statement.
True Crime-Themed Phone Cases – With witty or mysterious designs.
8. Home Security & Safety Gadgets
Investigation and security-themed merchandise can also be functional for home protection.
Ideas:
Hidden Safe Books – To discreetly store valuables.
Smart Doorbell Cameras – For added security.
Motion-Activated Lights – A must-have for crime prevention.
9. Funny PI & Security-Themed Stickers and Decals
Custom decals and stickers make for great promotional items or personal branding.
Ideas:
“Under Surveillance” Stickers – A funny addition to any workspace.
“Investigator at Work” Car Decal – Perfect for private PIs.
“Caution: Private Eye On Duty” Stickers – A fun office addition.
10. Subscription Boxes for Investigators & Security Enthusiasts
A subscription box filled with PI, mystery, or security gear makes an amazing ongoing gift.
Ideas:
Mystery Solving Kits – Fun for training and entertainment.
True Crime Monthly Subscription Box – For die-hard crime fans.
Investigator Gear Boxes – Filled with useful field tools.
Final Thoughts: The Best Merch for Every Investigator & Security Pro
Whether you're looking for a funny, functional, or stylish gift for a private investigator, security guard, or true crime fan, these merchandise ideas are perfect. At Burden of Proof Investigations and Security Services, we know that gear isn’t just about appearance—it’s about practicality, branding, and embracing the investigative lifestyle.
Want to represent the investigative world with top-tier merchandise? Stay tuned for Burden of Proof’s upcoming line of PI and security-themed gear!
